The Ugh Duckling

The Ugh Duckling

  Once upon a time, long before you, me or even the hero of this story was born, there lived a vivacious duck called Duckie who fell madly in love with Rake, a handsome drake. Everybody warned her he was only after one thing but she ignored them and foolishly went headlong into the relationship. […]

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The Dope on Break Ups

I’ve often wondered why articles on break ups strongly advise heart-broken women to rush to a hairdresser. Can a new hairstyle really wash that man right out of your hair? Or are those advice columnists suggesting that the sod left you because your hairdo was atrocious? Ridiculous! It’s far better to organise a night out […]

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