Once upon a time, long before you, me or even the hero of this story was born, there lived a vivacious duck called Duckie who fell madly in love with Rake, a handsome drake. Everybody warned her he was only after one thing but she ignored them and foolishly went headlong into the relationship. […]
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Author: Rupa Gulab
Fair & Lovely AKA India’s Snow White
Once upon a time, in a sleepy little kingdom in the Deccan plateau, lived a tall, dark and average looking King, his dusky Queen and 365 concubines (one for each day of the year). This arrangement worked rather well because the Deccan Queen complained of headaches every night and claimed that her European doctor had […]
How To Get a Boy To Ask You Out
Sometimes you see someone who makes your pulse rate accelerate like a Harley Davidson. You like! You like! You like! Unfortunately, you’re far too old to point a finger and say ‘Daddy get me that hunk for my birthday’. So how do you get the man of your fantasies to notice that you exist? 1. […]
The Dope on Break Ups
I’ve often wondered why articles on break ups strongly advise heart-broken women to rush to a hairdresser. Can a new hairstyle really wash that man right out of your hair? Or are those advice columnists suggesting that the sod left you because your hairdo was atrocious? Ridiculous! It’s far better to organise a night out […]
How To Tell If You’re Dating a Vacuum…
Have you ever wondered why dumb-blond jokes are only about women? The truth is, there are lots of men out there who (even if their hair is jet black) have decidedly blond roots. You may not notice at first because love isn’t just blind, it’s deaf too. But after your hormones have calmed down, you […]