Enter the crime scene: Oscars 2012. The sleuths: the audience. The perp unmasked: Angelina Jolie. After years of wondering whether the lady’s People’s Champion banner was just a tad exaggerated, with one out-thrust leg, a husky laugh and speaking dialogue as though instead of presenting an award she was in a soft porn movie, Ms […]
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For The Artists
Before I plunge headlong in this piece..a few questions.. What was Angelina Jolie’s leg doing on the Oscar stage? What? What? What ? Did it mistake the podium for the set of a Mr and Mrs Smith sequel ? Was it trying to distract attention from her emaciated arms? And that husk? Inexplicable. I almost […]
All Things Weird And Wonderful
We Hollywood groupies are a spoiled lot. Just because Ricky Gervais made the Golden Globes lip-smackingly outrageous last year, we expected him to stay true to his irreverent form this year. What we got instead were insults that were cringe-making, with no trace of 2011’s ‘there’s a grain of truth here so suck it up, […]
The Big Fat Panda Cometh
First things first. It is the sheer tactile beauty of Kung Fu Panda 2 that takes you by the scruff and bounces you across the three dimensional world of a Chinese countryside. We float over trees and watch them meditate in swirly mists. We skim tapestries of green glades, smell the food in a rustic kitchen, fly over picture perfect villages, are hushed […]