This is a sappy, mushy, gooey post. Quite unlike me, but hey, I haven’t been a mother for that long. Give me time and my inner gushing self will emerge from the closet. When Ankita was first placed in my arms, I felt nothing. I waited and waited for thunderstorms and lightening but nothing happened. […]
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Category: Humor
The Cross-Dressers
In the small hill town of Kotdwar in Pauri Garhwal, this is the fortnight of the cross-dressers. This is the only season in these lazy hills, known for their laid-back men and hard-working women with alabaster complexions and frown-lined foreheads (you can well understand why), that the bhullus and the bhaijis (younger and elder brothers) […]
Sugo’s Ramayana
Sugo was a tall, thin, very dark, really scrawny, bat-eared guy of about 15. He had large horn-rimmed glasses, a sullen expression and round, bulbous eyes. Now any one would think from my description that he was an extremely unattractive chap, but not really, he was just at that stage in life when guys don’t […]
Rocket Science in Kaliyug
Good Sadhu Babas should never be as you expect them to be and Rocket Baba is no exception. Though over 70, he has the body of a fit 30-year-old, his skin and eyes are clear and his voice just booms. He arrives at the house of his student, my rakhi brother Gopal, like an angry […]
Molu And Tushka-Part 11
Uma Iyer has dreamt of Molu, a mischievous six-year-old for almost a decade now. She shares with the young readers of Unboxed Writers, ‘Meet Molu,’ a yet to be published first book of hopefully what would turn out to be a Molu and Tushka series. Agni, or ‘Molu’ as she is commonly referred to, is a six-year-old girl […]
Woman In Love
Ok, so the nanny is having an affair. There are too many phone calls, sweet whispers into the night and generally a haze of happiness surrounding her. The calls and messages history are deleted everyday and the phones, in fact two of them, one given by me and one hers, are kept hidden from sight. […]
Art Beat-The Gatecrashers
I am a bonafide art writer. And yet, not being visible on the Page 3 circuit of art openings can sometimes become a huge embarrassment. As it did recently when I landed at a fancy art opening at a seven star hotel accompanied by a male friend and was asked a few unpleasant questions. “So […]
ABC…In Love
“I think I am in love,” announced A as she plonked herself on B’s settee. “You think too much sweetheart…,” said an indulgent B. “I think this time round it is the real thing.” “You are always sure it is the real thing dear, remember X, and Y …and Z for that matter?” “X was […]
Hinglish! Isn’t it?
“Hello, it’s Diana this side.” This side of WHAT you may ask? “This side of the phone!” When my office boy decided to drive me insane with his efficient inefficiency, one of his tactics was to wait until I had finished giving him instructions at his desk and had walked into my own […]
Mumbai Local!
A hitherto undiscovered (by the outside world) dialect is in use in the Mumbai local trains. Everybody knows what Bambaiya is all about. The patli-galli, futle routine has been featured time and again in endless Bollywood sagas. But this ‘local language’ is still an enigma. Let me try and explain the intricacies. The first […]
Doing The Needful!
There is something quite charming about the Indian use of English, something quite contagious about the wonderful Hinglish used in India that is something between Hindi and English. Before I entered into the Office English of India, I was content to muddle along in India speaking a mix of English, Hindi, hand signals and head […]
Deliciously Honest…
Some books live up to their authors. But very few authors live up to their books. In an industry packed with more ambition than talent, writers have unwillingly or enthusiastically embraced the fact that they and not just just their books have to be branded and marketed. At a time when writing is becoming a vanity exercise fuelled by the need to […]